accomplished twins. life is a go
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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