Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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