you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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