I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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