i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
i now understand why vodka
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
its liver damage thursday
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