Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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