The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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