You made me cry and you don't even care
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
