okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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