operation have a gay friend backfired
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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