just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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