Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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