Don't you send me to vm
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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