Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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