i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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