after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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