I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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