I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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