Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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