So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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