And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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