Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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