I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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