Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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