Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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