very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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