her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I'm really busy with my period
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