her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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