Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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