it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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