Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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