It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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