what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
the day after is always just damage control
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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