Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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