I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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