so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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