i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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