I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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