omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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