is your mom at the bar?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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