i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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