# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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