i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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