Can i not drive my cunt home
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
