Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
