So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
