So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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