i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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