Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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