You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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