Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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