Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
