what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
