i just wanna soil my oats bro
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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