it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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