Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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